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"Oh! Three kids and no money! Why can’t I have no kids and three money!"

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:50:28 -0500

“Oh! Three kids and no money! Why can’t I have no kids and three money!” - Homer...

Indian Superman (via eagleg88388)

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:10:37 -0500

Indian Superman (via eagleg88388)

dcwhip: (via architectureblog) zomg crap overload. Someone is...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:32:44 -0500

dcwhip:

(via architectureblog)

zomg crap overload.

Someone is running a second hand store out of her bedroom?

9 dead in shootings at Fort Hood, Army official tells CNN. Up to 30 wounded. forthood

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:19:00 -0500

mikehudack: knifegoesin: brooklynmutt: cnnbrk It’s terrifying how many Americans are eager to...

Do Yankees fans exist?

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:27:59 -0500

mikehudack: ohhleary: I must have seen hundreds of people while riding the subway and catching...

How does all you can eat affect consumption?

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:14:40 -0500

There’s probably a study out there that’d answer this for me, but I’ll ask anyway....

"also got antoehr amex card good through 12/12 so the apocalypse i am covered"

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:06:00 -0500

“also got antoehr amex card good through 12/12 so the apocalypse i am covered” - the...

Tehran YouTube videos, without context. (via TEHRAANN)

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:16:42 -0500

Tehran YouTube videos, without context. (via TEHRAANN)

"I have seen so many young entrepreneurs and intelligent, experienced engineers come through the door..."

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:21:11 -0500

“I have seen so many young entrepreneurs and intelligent, experienced engineers come through...

Iran is a bottle rocket.

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:19:10 -0500

Iran is a bottle rocket.

“I’m likely to try to put this in a ludicrously...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:44:18 -0500

“I’m likely to try to put this in a ludicrously fabricated historical context, the broad strokes of which I would’ve derived from a cursory reading of Wikipedia literally moments before going on air.”

Daily Show Correspondent, John Oliver, on how he will interpret last night’s election results.

mikehudack: caterpillarcowboy: soupsoup: julyshewillfly: Addi...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:30:17 -0500

mikehudack:

caterpillarcowboy:

soupsoup:

julyshewillfly:

Additionally, this is my new favorite GIF.

If I was a Phillies fan, this play would haunt me for ages.

Once Feliz realizes nobody is covering third, he should have chased down Damon like his pants were on fire. It’s Game 5 of the World Series and Feliz is taking a Sunday evening stroll down the third base line.

I don’t even like the Phillies and I wanted to strangle this guy.

From his postgame interview, it sounded like Damon was pretty confident he was a lot faster than Feliz. I think Feliz knew it too. I guess there is something to be said for trying, in case Damon trips and falls or something.

What is funny is that Feliz has a good sized rock in his hand. Chase him down and just pelt him in the back with everything you got. Maybe in the resulting melee you are able to tag Damon before he reaches the base. The plays of the game are ALL on Utley though- he was a nervous fielder psyching himself out on a 1st inning groundout (end result: Jeter scored) and “trying too pretty” double play turn on a slow runner to 2nd base. If Utley takes his time on these plays, the Yankees are down 4-2 (or 4-1, I don’t remember) going into the top of the 9th… then maybe those three runs don’t happen.

"Fuck. I’m like a little kitten, not like a man."

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:30:26 -0400

“Fuck. I’m like a little kitten, not like a man.” - Overheard in hell’s...

Lego kitchen renovation (via Inhabitat)

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:00:08 -0400

Lego kitchen renovation (via Inhabitat)

"The Westboro Baptist Church protesters carried signs with such slogans as, “God Hates..."

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:50:44 -0400

“The Westboro Baptist Church protesters carried signs with such slogans as, “God Hates...

Floating lights! Yay magnets! (via MocoLoco)

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:29:52 -0400

Floating lights! Yay magnets! (via MocoLoco)

Can we just retire "plethora"?

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 12:59:49 -0400

soupsoup: nerdshares: skybarn: nerdshares: Smart people of the world: I know you are smart. No...

dcwhip: mikehudack: superamit: thegongshow: giantrobotlasers:...

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:19:10 -0400

dcwhip:

mikehudack:

superamit:

thegongshow:

giantrobotlasers:

hartsell:

Whoa there, Governator!

http://gov.ca.gov/pdf/press/2009bills/AB1176_Ammiano_Veto_Message.pdf

This actually happened. I love California politics.

+10 for the language, obviously, but +3 for the awesome kick the can reference.

BEST GAME EVER Y’ALLLLLLLLL

roid veto.

"To see how strong the drive to eat junk food was, the researchers exposed the rats to a foot shock..."

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:28:36 -0400

“To see how strong the drive to eat junk food was, the researchers exposed the rats to a foot...

(via grahamgrafx) HA!

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:54:38 -0400

(via grahamgrafx)

HA!