Wanted: Pony

My kid is having a birthday coming up soon, and there’ll be a lot of children around, so I figured I’d better get a pony.

I suspect there’ll be what - about 20 or 30 kids, and I thought a pony would fit the bill nicely. Please let me know what you feed your pony - hay, grain, whatever, so I know what to expect. Also, let me know if the pony gets a lot of exercise, or if it just kinda hangs out all day, so I know what kind of shape it is in.

If you do have a pony you could sell, please contact me, and then immediately start putting barbeque sauce in it’s bedding or add some Lawry’s to it’s salt lick - I like to marinade it early and long, so that the flavor is at it’s peak by the time I take possession.

The kids can’t tell the difference between ponies and burger, and usually ponies are a lot cheaper.

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