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me.

Mar 25th

best e-card ever

Mar 25th

“But you just reminded me, the greatest “they’re...”
— ESPN.com: Page 2 : Oden...

Mar 24th

“Q: So me and my buddies were making a team in NFL Street and...”
— ESPN.com: Page 2 : Oden...

Mar 24th

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Is this real?

Mar 6th

Blowed up

Little boy #1: I wish dinosaurs lived in Central Park.
Little boy #2: Dinosaurs aren't real -- they're from the TV.
Little boy #3: Dinosaurs are real, they just live on other planets.
Little boy #2: Like Pluto!
Little boy #1: Pluto isn't a planet anymore. The scientists blowed it up.

Mar 4th

“‘I take it personal when people don’t double...”
— Shaq

Mar 3rd

Un-fucking-believable, a downloadable PDF plaque.

Mar 2nd

Wow! Wow! Wubbzy.

Mar 2nd

Fridays

Andres: i am busy
Brian: busy like staying late on a friday?
Andres: something like that
Brian: that's boring
Andres: it's actually like candy canes and gumdrops awesome with bears with rainbow hearts and unicorns playing in wheat fields and naked strippers giving lap dances
Brian: that's a great example of showing, not telling

Mar 2nd