“‘I take it personal when people don’t double...”
— Shaq

Mar 3rd

Un-fucking-believable, a downloadable PDF plaque.

Mar 2nd

Wow! Wow! Wubbzy.

Mar 2nd

Fridays

Andres: i am busy
Brian: busy like staying late on a friday?
Andres: something like that
Brian: that's boring
Andres: it's actually like candy canes and gumdrops awesome with bears with rainbow hearts and unicorns playing in wheat fields and naked strippers giving lap dances
Brian: that's a great example of showing, not telling

Mar 2nd

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I love micro-lending.

Feb 25th

Emil showed some Audi people Fast Lane Daily, and they are...

Feb 24th

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I produce this.

Feb 24th

“This is a fake movie, it’s a book…”
— Cole, 5 years old.

Feb 22nd

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The payoff is worth it.

Feb 19th

“They’re not from the Justin Johnson school of...”
— Justin

Feb 16th

“Tragedy plus time equals comedy.”
— Alan

Feb 14th

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Book Vista.

Feb 14th

Nuts.

Feb 14th

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You know that photo of Gene below? Here’s the finished product.

Feb 12th

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I am not the biggest U2 fan, but this is a crazy innovative video.

Feb 12th

There is something so miserable about this action figure. ...

Feb 11th

I put up some goddamn shelves. Boo ya.

Feb 11th

I did laundry today and realized I’ve probably killed...

Feb 11th

It’s all about the lighting. Gene’s handcuffed...

Feb 11th

“I only read books with robot insects on the cover. If it...”
— Overheard in NY

Feb 8th

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Tanks!

Feb 8th

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“Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown, magical super world, ‘Now I’m the...

Feb 7th

“So if the music companies are selling over 90 percent of...”
— Steve Jobs (!!)

Feb 7th

Been on a roll with the sexually explict links recently. ...

Feb 7th

From here.

Feb 6th

Coq Roq

The Wikipedia entry. The MySpace page. The Music Video.

Feb 6th

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“My money was on purgatory”

Feb 5th

“Using municipal Wi-Fi for residential coverage, he said, was...”
— Interesting, semi-technical...

Feb 5th

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A VW ad using wicked hand shadows.

Feb 4th

“We headed into the lounge to throw some water on Jamie, and...”
— Bill Simmons

Feb 3rd

A sad little cartoon

Feb 3rd

My ugly blogging side

Beth: Your blogging has really come to a screeching halt...
Me: Shut the fuck up.
Beth: Just saying.

Feb 2nd

My next car

Feb 2nd