“‘I was born in Oslo, Norway, the son of a Volvo...”
— Obama, poking fun at himself...

Jan 28th

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You will never watch a more upsetting dance sequence.

Jan 19th

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Jan 18th

“So I had a dream last night that I had to talk Al Gore out...”
— Kailee

Jan 18th

Andrew Bird

Roy Orbison + Insane whistling + Musical whimsy + Loops + Stephane Grappelli = Magic

Jan 18th

Andrew Bird at Bowery.

Jan 18th

“It should be an indicator to you of how my life is going...”
— Haris

Jan 17th

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This will put you in a good mood, promise.

Jan 16th

“Erotica is just porn with better lighting”
— Dan

Jan 16th

The internet makes me vomit!

Jan 16th

What is the "war on terror" fighting, anyway?

Jan 16th

That's why everyone should fly

Lady to kids: Which one of you walked on the fucking goddamn floor?!
Kid: Do you think we can fly, bitch? Of course we walked on the fucking floor!
Lady: I just fucking waxed the floor! Stop walking on the fucking floors!

Jan 14th

I have a couch (and a TV)!

Jan 14th

Paul's day of birthing (when he popped...

Paul: Andres there's something wrong with your blog.
Me: Uh oh, what's up?
Paul: I can't see the public notice of my birthday. Why can't i see it? My life is so sad.
(5 minutes later)
Paul: You should make it clear though that I was a mistake.

Jan 12th

“I have to admit my expectations for the iPhone are not being...”
— This Modern World

Jan 12th

This is how classy people do “fucked up”.

Jan 12th

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Talking about stop motion with Lee and we started talking about Peter Gabriel.

Jan 12th

David, that baby is seriously freaking me...

Jan 12th

“Alpha Dog,” starring Justin Timberlake, has...

Jan 12th

“Andres, check it out! Hurry, before my foot cramps!”
— Beth

Jan 11th

It's literary, right?

Guy #1: I'd totally hit that.
Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.

Jan 11th

Please...

Convince Beth not to buy the goddamn Puppy Bowl II DVD!

Jan 11th

Get ready for the cutest game of the year –...

Jan 11th

Funny, offensive podcast (click opens iTunes).

Jan 11th

David Beckham Is Coming to America

Jan 11th

Police on Tyneside are seeking a man carrying...

Jan 11th

My work space, not sure how the crying elvis got there.

Jan 10th

Beth and I saw the cutest dog in a pet store on Steinway.

Jan 10th

Marge is hot.

Jan 9th

“The boom of rocket-propelled grenade fire echoed through the...”
— Goddamnit.

Jan 9th

Geez, guys, couldn’t you wait until I had the...

Jan 9th

So what the heck is “Progressive Main Profile”?...

Jan 9th

Gas-Like Odor Permeates Parts of New York...

Jan 8th

Homophobe

Girl: Why did he choose ilove101 as the password?
Me: My friend is homophobic so his way of making jokes is insinuating that I am gay.

Jan 8th

“This has been the longest i’ve gone without smoking...”
— Paul

Jan 8th

My friend from outside Chicago (also called Illinois) sent...

Jan 8th

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Kailee shout out! (kind of)

Jan 3rd

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Leo fix.

Jan 3rd

“AsianBarbie, good work.”
— My cousin, while playing his...

Jan 1st