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Dancing on treadmills to pop music.  

Dec 30th

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Real Life Simpsons!

Dec 30th

The blogosphere according to Haris

Haris: But I have lots of thoughts to get out there. And frankly, the world needs to know what I think.
Me: Haha
Haris: Although let's face it it'll be me reading your blog and you reading mine.

Dec 29th

What we look like after pulling an all nighter for a 5:50 AM...

Dec 29th

The distastefulness of this scares even me.  My grandmother...

Dec 29th

Dec 27th

From Erica’s Facebook album.

Dec 27th

Me and baby Jesus (I brought the gift of gigantism).

Dec 27th

Christmas chaos courtesy of the neighbors.

Dec 27th

BoKlok!

Dec 26th

Stuff the public wants!

Utahraptor: So, it's an adult book store? Adult novelties?
T-rex: No! No, it's just like - it's got books. And it's got calendars with puppies in teacups, framed by captions about commitment. You know! Stuff the public wants!

Dec 26th

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Dec 21st

Kailee! (shout out)

Dec 20th

“Plus there’s always the looming shit when you go in...”
— Jeff, on why exercising in the...

Dec 20th

It's good, thank you

50-ish female lawyer at reunion party: Hi! Remember me?
50-ish male lawyer: [Long pause] Sure. 1981. Twelve dates, a carriage ride in Central Park, and I couldn't even get a hand job from you. How's your virginity?

Dec 19th

The first page of “The Adventures of B-Henn”

Dec 18th

“YouTube has given the world a domain name, and some servers....”
— A snarky attempt at describing...

Dec 18th

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Dec 17th

This great band I heard at the Living Room. Completely...

Dec 17th

There’s this bartender named Marissa.  She’s...

Dec 17th

Some assembly required

Andres: I also had something to eat at Ikea that may have fucked with me.
Haris: Did you have to assemble it yourself?

Dec 17th

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Sufjan says: Happy Holidays! (and call your grandmother)

Dec 16th

Bentleys are kind of a big deal.

Dec 12th

I’m at an exotic car rental firm’s holiday party...

Dec 12th

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You will be rewarded 56 seconds into the video.

Dec 11th

Losturbate: a phrase I coined after being blue-balled by...

Dec 11th

“I don’t really have a clear view, but I do think that...”
— A great article about...

Dec 11th

“To call [Darwin’s On the Origin of Species] novelistic...”
— New Yorker article on Charles...

Dec 10th

Not only does Astoria have really great ethnic food, we also...

Dec 10th

Beth checking out the menu at my new favorite falafel joint.

Dec 10th

You could almost confuse Brian with a real pool player.

Dec 10th

The Woodcock-Johnson Intelligence Test.

Dec 10th

Batting cages kind of rule.

Dec 9th

Testing out the new cameraphone at Blaise’s birthday...

Dec 9th

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Catholicism in the motherfucking hizouse!

Dec 8th

The Nets scored 157 points tonight, and lost....

Dec 7th

By hip she means dorky, but it's cool

Beth: I love your job so much
Beth: you help me stay hip

Dec 7th

“If you don’t know what a cat is, it’s sort of...”
— the show with zefrank

Dec 6th

An unsuspecting roommate gets her picture taken. The rule...

Dec 6th

My building’s lobby.

Dec 6th

“Parents of 23-year-old Jack Gambel attempted to put a...”
— The Onion

Dec 5th

“By far the WORST poster at engadget. I wouldn’t even...”
— Engadget comment after a piece...

Dec 5th

“Hey, thanks a lot. Now I just had to google his name to make...”
— Beth

Dec 4th

Ridiculously funny and offensive (or prescient and...

Dec 4th

Pecker?!

Beth: Robby Fish is not last named "Pecker" OR "Pecher"
Beth: I misheard him on our first date
Beth: Went like this: what's your last name? I hear, "Pecker" I laugh and apologize, saying it's obligatory to laugh once, and that I'll get over it
Beth: so I say "Pecker, haha"
Beth: and then he says, no, with an "h"
Beth: and I think he means Pecher
Beth: which is slightly better but it turns out i totally misunderstood and his last name is HECKER
Beth: I'm going to stick with "Robby Fish" and I'm still not interested

Dec 4th

Dinosaur Comics

Dec 4th

“Mr. Padilla’s situation, as an American declared an enemy...”
— Video Is a Window Into a...

Dec 4th

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Um, wow. I remember thinking once, man if I could play the guitar on my lap that’d be cool. ...

Dec 4th

The door time forgot.  Our door is new, unpainted, and with...

Dec 4th

My weekend project.  Drilling is good.  Drilling with a...

Dec 4th

“Over-Competitive Lance Armstrong Challenges Cancer To...”
— The Onion

Dec 3rd

“For someone with such good taste in music, I just...”
— Brian

Dec 1st

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What’s that?  You want more?  Oh, you want smores.  Sorry.

Dec 1st

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I love Leo Kottke — too bad the audio is so shitty.

Dec 1st

“RJD2 sampled Betty Wright’s “Secretary”...”
— Finally know where the horn...

Dec 1st