December 2006
54 posts
The blogosphere according to Haris
Haris: But I have lots of thoughts to get out there. And frankly, the world needs to know what I think.
Me: Haha
Haris: Although let's face it it'll be me reading your blog and you reading mine.
BoKlok! →
Stuff the public wants!
Utahraptor: So, it's an adult book store? Adult novelties?
T-rex: No! No, it's just like - it's got books. And it's got calendars with puppies in teacups, framed by captions about commitment. You know! Stuff the public wants!
“Plus there’s always the looming shit when you go in the morning.”
– Jeff, on why exercising in the morning can be craptastic.
It's good, thank you
50-ish female lawyer at reunion party: Hi! Remember me?
50-ish male lawyer: [Long pause] Sure. 1981. Twelve dates, a carriage ride in Central Park, and I couldn't even get a hand job from you. How's your virginity?
“YouTube has given the world a domain name, and some servers. We gave YouTube a...”
– A snarky attempt at describing what I do.
Some assembly required
Andres: I also had something to eat at Ikea that may have fucked with me.
Haris: Did you have to assemble it yourself?
“I don’t really have a clear view, but I do think that what we’re...”
– A great article about financial institutions, philanthropy, socioeconomic self-worth, and the goodness of people.
“To call [Darwin’s On the Origin of Species] novelistic is not to assert a...”
– New Yorker article on Charles Darwin
The Woodcock-Johnson Intelligence Test. →
The Nets scored 157 points tonight, and lost. The... →
By hip she means dorky, but it's cool
Beth: I love your job so much
Beth: you help me stay hip
“If you don’t know what a cat is, it’s sort of like a stuffed animal,...”
– the show with zefrank
“Parents of 23-year-old Jack Gambel attempted to put a positive spin on their...”
– The Onion
“By far the WORST poster at engadget. I wouldn’t even mind the lack of...”
– Engadget comment after a piece written by Paul Miller. No one ever said that about me. Evar!!2@!one11eleven
“Hey, thanks a lot. Now I just had to google his name to make sure that...”
– Beth
Pecker?!
Beth: Robby Fish is not last named "Pecker" OR "Pecher"
Beth: I misheard him on our first date
Beth: Went like this: what's your last name? I hear, "Pecker" I laugh and apologize, saying it's obligatory to laugh once, and that I'll get over it
Beth: so I say "Pecker, haha"
Beth: and then he says, no, with an "h"
Beth: and I think he means Pecher
Beth: which is slightly better but it turns out i totally misunderstood and his last name is HECKER
Beth: I'm going to stick with "Robby Fish" and I'm still not interested
“Mr. Padilla’s situation, as an American declared an enemy combatant and held...”
– Video Is a Window Into a Terror Suspect’s Isolation
“Over-Competitive Lance Armstrong Challenges Cancer To Rematch”
– The Onion