“For someone with such good taste in music, I just...”
— Brian

Dec 1st

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What’s that?  You want more?  Oh, you want smores.  Sorry.

Dec 1st

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I love Leo Kottke — too bad the audio is so shitty.

Dec 1st

“RJD2 sampled Betty Wright’s “Secretary”...”
— Finally know where the horn...

Dec 1st

My blood is blue, too

Black customer: Give me a yellow cash card, my brother.
Middle Eastern owner: What'd you call me?
Black customer: I said 'my brother.'
Middle Eastern owner: No, no, no. We are different.
Black customer: No, we're not -- we all come from the same place. We have the same blood.
Middle Eastern owner: No, your blood is black -- your blood is shit.
Black customer: No, my blood is blue just like yours. Besides, if I don't come here to your store to spend money, how are you going to afford the bombs to blow up buildings?

Nov 30th

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Cartoons: I love them, you love them, and my coworker Dan Meth makes them (well).

Nov 30th

“[It] was just the titration point for a lot of emotional...”
— John Steen (or “what...

Nov 30th

This was parked outside our office this afternoon.

Nov 30th

“Seedy, theatrically sleazy.”

Nov 30th

This site is great; not only does he draw comics to user...

Nov 30th

Let's go with the lady pushing the...

Passenger: Have you ever run anyone over?
Cabbie: No. Do you want me to try it right now?

Nov 28th

“Excepting Pinchas, none had an inkling of how long...”
— From “The Twenty-seventh...

Nov 27th

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My vow: for every highbrow thing I post, I will follow with a video of grown men jumping around to...

Nov 27th

“But it’s hard for anyone, even the most cynical of...”
— “The Sixth...

Nov 27th

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 Strangely addictive. Not brilliant, or even well done, just addictive.

Nov 27th

“I finished my fucking test that lousy piece of shit.”
— The first sentence in an email...

Nov 25th

“They’re all gay.”
— My mom, watching penguins...

Nov 25th

Cute photo of the siblings Palmiter.

Nov 25th

I really love this webcomic - he recycles the same...

Nov 22nd

A little snippet from Overheard in NY

Snotty actress: Oh my gosh, she is such a good writer for my acting type. Her script is so like, like -- pregnant with promise.
Annoyed friend: Ew.

Nov 22nd

A close up of “Stuffing”, one of the four...

Nov 22nd

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I’ve been looking for this for years.

Nov 21st

Galactus will eat you (and your family)!

Nov 20th

“I really fell for him when I saw him eating barbeque naked...”
— Beth

Nov 20th

Ed was a Wii bit less productive today at work. ...

Nov 20th

Primary sources are always good, even for pop-culture.

Nov 20th

“They nodded when the baker began to speak of loneliness, and...”
— “A Small, Good...

Nov 20th

“Chris Paul shot 12-of 18 from the floor, dished out six...”
— Hornets blog

Nov 19th

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Imagine if someone took one of those spam emails you get and made it the soundtrack for some...

Nov 17th

And then he'll nail you to a cross

Bible-thumper: Praise Jesus!
Passerby: Praise Allah!
Bible-thumper: Fuck you, motherfucker! Jesus will kick your ass!

Nov 17th

How to get on Wikipedia (without being a...

Well, the last, oh, eight minutes, I’ve been wracking my brain, trying to figure out what the...

Nov 16th

“When you finish adding files to your Zune, you can’t...”
— Engadget review

Nov 16th

I Can't Say...

Guy at networking party: So what do you do?
Me: Well, I can't say.
Guy: Oh! One of those non-disclosure agreements.
Me: Well, I can't say.
Guy: So, really, what do you do?
Me: We're going to be huge!

Nov 16th

“Some sort of bullshit on TV.”
— Someone describing the subject...

Nov 16th

“Romanticism implies nostalgia for damaged goods.”
— Brad Mehldau

Nov 14th

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Great little animation piece.

Nov 14th

An all pie Thanksgiving?!

Nov 14th

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Spiderman and the Simpsons on the same day! I *am* a dork!

Nov 13th

Favorite pic of my sister.

Nov 13th

A collection of the internet's most ferocious...

Nov 13th

Fucked up funny

Nov 13th

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Holy shit, the new Spiderman trailer.

Nov 13th

A little bit of hope for me

Nov 13th

A little Sufjan (something I forgot to post...

Nov 13th

One of the few solid pictures of me playing guitar (and...

Nov 12th

Bracelets, Jeff, bracelets

Jeff: I dont think the Tigers are going to be good again next year. I mean, they'll be okay, but not really good again.
Me: Whatever, don't worry about it.
Jeff: They overachieve. Like the bangles.
Andres: Bengals.
Jeff: Whatever. Earrings, ferocious man-eating cats: same shit.

Nov 10th

An inside joke

Haris: Hey.
Haris: Leave marc alone.
Haris: Stop making fun of incest on your blog.

Nov 10th

As a former Engadget writer, this is kind of...

Nov 10th

Fred explains nextnewnetworks’ business plan (via...

Nov 10th

Nov 10th

My type

Yesterday, I loosely defined “my type” as any girl without piercings on her lip....

Nov 10th

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Strange (!!) cartoon social commentary.  A little disturbing, to boot.

Nov 10th

“Yay, incest!”
— Anonymous

Nov 9th

“There was some serious ball-thumping action up there.”
— Beth

Nov 9th

In honor of laundromats everywhere.

Nov 9th

People are good (in Astoria, Queens)

A week ago, my roommate left a scrap piece of paper that said “buy a vacuum!” on my...

Nov 9th

“That’s not badass, that’s assass.”
— My roommate.

Nov 9th

Cut the mullet! Cut the mullet!

This inspirational song by Wesley Willis (deceased) is what played in my head after seeing a recent...

Nov 9th

Stand clear of the closing doors (and...

Seated woman on subway: Excuse me, sir.
Me: Yes?
Woman: Could you please hang onto the railing, there's a sharp turn right after this stop.
Me: Uh, sure.
Woman: Last time I sat here a man fell into me and gave me a concussion.
Me: Jesus.

Nov 8th

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I found this here. Just watch the first 35 seconds: “I want to kill everybody.”

Nov 7th

Sex the Vote

Kailee: If NJ goes republican, I'll feel mildly guilty and I'll wash down the guilt with a shot of apathy and a chaser of "one vote doesn't make a difference" and another of "well politicians are all evil anyway".
Me: Wow, washing apathy down with more political apathy. That's potent.
Kailee: I know, I'll be drunk on indifference. And then I'll awkwardly hook up with the demise of democracy, and totally forget his name the next morning.
Me: Ouch. Lady liberty and I aren't on speaking terms, something similar happened: I called her Blind Justice during sex. Let me tell you... that torch is a weapon.
Kailee: Not when she uses it on me...

Nov 7th

“I wish we could see each other for more than a few days...”
— Best line I wrote this weekend

Nov 7th

“fat stupid people deserve to get lost”
— My friend, on why she’ll...

Nov 6th

For people who honk at traffic in...

Without you, honker, Manhattan would fall into endless gridlock. You are the lumps of cow dung that...

Nov 2nd

“… some people are definitely not in on the joke,...”
— NYTimes review of...

Nov 2nd

One of the first 2G iPod shuffles in the wild, next to a...

Nov 2nd

“I don’t do boroughs.”
— Smug Manhattanite

Nov 2nd

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Because when I start thinking about basketball, I think about dunking, and when I think about...

Nov 1st

“2. Tim Duncan Healthy, happy and hungry. Everything you...”
— Bill Simmons NBA Preview, Part...

Nov 1st

“Ninjas killed family; need money for revenge.”
— Homeless man’s sign

Nov 1st

“I want all the ladies to know that I’m single. Not the...”
— Hobo

Nov 1st

The best creative software no one's heard...

Nov 1st