Forgetful Jones

My mom used to call me this because I lied a lot as a child.

permalink I fixes it, Graham.
I fixes it, Graham.
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You don't know where you're going if you don't know where you came from

No, really. I just saw a woman ask for directions to a subway stop to which she didn’t know the name. She was trying to “get back.”
permalink Both the beer and David are posing. At Penelope’s, which now takes credit card, revelling in a short week.
Both the beer and David are posing. At Penelope’s, which now takes credit card, revelling in a short week.
permalink Today Gmail became awesome-r.
Today Gmail became awesome-r.
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50 is the new dead
— Justin
permalink yeahapparently:
Mine is a dog of ACTION.
Dagger’s brain: “this is awesome, this is awesome, this is awesome…”

yeahapparently:

Mine is a dog of ACTION.

Dagger’s brain: “this is awesome, this is awesome, this is awesome…”

permalink Every bar is playing Michael Jackson. Pandamonium.