Super Bowl XLII play of the game
pornograffiti
I see it, I like it. You see it, you like it.
Feb 04
Jan 09
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Mar 25
me.
Mar 24
“ But you just reminded me, the greatest “they’re just like us!” moment in Us Magazine history would be a male celebrity coming out of a porn shop and holding a brown bag with the caption, “THEY PLEASURE THEMSELVES TO PORN!” My money’s on Michael Rapaport.
“ Q: So me and my buddies were making a team in NFL Street and decided to make Jesus Christ our running back. We gave him the beard, long hair and torn clothes. Turns out, he’s amazing! You think the pass is incomplete and all of a sudden, here comes Jesus flying to make a diving catch. Do you think this would work in other sports games? I’m curious as to whether it will work in a basketball game considering Jesus was only like 5-feet tall.
Mar 06
Is this real?
Mar 04
Blowed up
- Little boy #1: I wish dinosaurs lived in Central Park.
- Little boy #2: Dinosaurs aren't real -- they're from the TV.
- Little boy #3: Dinosaurs are real, they just live on other planets.
- Little boy #2: Like Pluto!
- Little boy #1: Pluto isn't a planet anymore. The scientists blowed it up.